Carry on-

6 dresses
2 purses
2 purse stands
4 pillowcases
1 pillowcase stand
emergency sewing kit MINUS scissors
Oubliette, boxed
Defense Mechanism Coat Hardware
Ironing Ham
Press cloth
Blow up doll
Air Pump
Spray bottles
Masking tape, roly poly lint thing
Camera
Camera cord
Mapquests
Paperwork
Brag book
Business cards
postcards

Checked suitcase-

iron
starch
extra hardware
garbage bags
hangers
personal clothes & toiletries, 2 days, work
scissors

It will be interesting to see if an xray of the Vagina Dentate Purse promps an open bag check, and more interesting still to see the face of the person I will be explaining it to.