David Byrne hit the openings in Chelsea a few weeks ago, and blogged about the explosion in attendance. Apparently, not everyone is there to see the art.

When I lived in Miami, I once got so disgusted with all the trendy partiers unwittingly leaning against the art in the galleries that I was tempted to make a film about it, concluding with interviews of the people exiting the gallery, putting them on the spot by asking them to describe their favorite piece.