Husband: Hey sweetie.... did you get the heart stuffed?
Kate: Well, not quite yet. But look how cool these little veins look embroidered over the other parts!
Husband: That does look cool. You really can't help yourself, can you? (kiss)
Kate: I guess not.
(Husband leaves the room. Comes back a few minutes later with a stapled 3 page printed list)
Husband: Here's the list of 167 things we need to do to the house before we put it on the market.
Kate: ...... so maybe when I am done with the heart, I can cross a few things off the list...
Husband: ... or twenty.